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After some new hilarity was posted by our very own Mike Peters at NetGen, I decided to bring back the quotes page. Newest quotes will be at the top.

"I'm not Protestant, I'm Baptist. Those are completely different things."

"ohh!!*faints in insane fit* *two hours later* -*wakes* ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S SO WONDERFUL!!!

MIYAMOTO HAS BLESSED US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO MIYAMOTO!!!

please join us in the plege of Nintendo:

I plege allegiance to the banner of the united nintendo of america and to the video games for wich it stands one company under Miyamoto with platforms and handhelds for all!" - A crazed Nintendo fanboy from the forums, commenting on the Game Boy Player

"Yahoo!!! go Nintendo it's ya birthday we gonna party like its ya birthday! HOO-HAAAH! let's suck it to em stink'n sony and microsoft!" - The same crazed Nintendo fanboy

<CareBear> ~Eats John's nickname.~
<Maverick> Which one?
<CareBear> the one that sounds like vomit.
<Lakupo> Watch out, she's hungry!

"Eminem sounds like a fourth grader who's just learned to use extreme curse words... actually, he sounds a lot like me when I was eight years old, and I was a real idiot at that age."

<Lurch> Heh.
<Lurch> Jay is asking about lip rings.
<Y2J> He needs one that goes through both lips at once.

"Personally, I don't really find pleasure in screwing a random skank that got backstage and catching some disease ala Easy-E, or getting a rape case brought up against you, or having illegitimate children... but hey, to each his own!"

"The men in our family don't need guns because we have penises"

<KongOng> hey can u help me for a sec
<Y2J> With...?
<KongOng> well i had a question about dreamcast games
<KongOng> u know how it uses windows ce?
<KongOng> what if i could put that on my desktop and use it
<KongOng> and then i could play dreamcast games on my computer?
<Y2J> .......

"Nah, don't worry about it. I have better things to do than axe murder people."

"Don't worry, children! Your hero Mike Peters is here to school you up on yet another issue."

"He was an idiot from the outset, but at least he was a funny idiot. He tried to be serious late in the site's history... that didn't change anything, though; he just became a serious idiot." -- Shawn Muzgrave describing ex-Sega Otaku EIC Lee Rogers

"What the **** is a nightlife anyway?"

"I saw them in some group picture that looked like the backstreet boys wandered into hot topic" -- KoRn, as described by a NetGen goer.

"We resort to name calling because the kid is a moron. Ooh, I said it."

<Lurch1982> i wish i was cool like Jay!

"If you don't want any more of these e-mail ads, either join my site or just block me" - Attached to a piece of spam mail

"I don't feel like listing the dozens of times it says in the Bible that people won't pay for their parents mistakes, so I'll just call you an ill-informed, ignorant idiot and be off to get some lunch..."

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"...But I hate sex!"

<Y2J> He [IRHP] was in another chat the other day under a different screen name
<Y2J> I didn't save that one, though. I think the other log was amusing enough.
<Tritoch> Hehe yeah
<Y2J> Even if it's just text, no sense in burning up bandwith over a child that's so repetetive.
<Tritoch> Yup. It'd be like posting the same review in two different locations.
<Y2J> Except with different spelling errors.

Person A: "We gotta nuke those fags!"
Person B: "Are you insane? You want even more innocent people to die?"
Person A: "Dude... Are you gay?"

<Sumi> Screw BellSouth.
<Sumi> Screw it in the ass.
<Chupon> MMmm...
<Chupon> ~fantasizes about Bellsouth~
<Sumi> o_O
<Chupon> ~looks at his modem.~
<Chupon> ....hey baby.

(From an article on
Blue's News): "An article in this weekend's The Sunday Times (thanks EuroGamer) has word that a Colorado court has made a ruling about the lawsuit that sprang out of the Columbine school shooting (story, story, and story), ordering that the complaint against Eidos Interactive be "dismissed without prejudice." Eidos was named in the suit because they published Final Fantasy VII, one of the games found in the collection of one or both of the killers, but the judge ruled against including Eidos in the suit because FFVII did not contain any guns." - FF VII had no guns? What about Vincent? Barret?

(On Zelda and Mario Sunshine): "Did Miyamoto just recently come out of the closet?"

<Kud> and its NOT MTV.. its BBBNMTV
<Kud> Bullcrap boy band non music TV

<Chup|away> YooHoo = liquid crap
<Cid> I like Yoohoo

NihilistNothing: A serious question: Who cares where Punk Rock started?
NihilistNothing: I mean, like, does it mattter?
[Name Deleted]: Just to the posers who think they're punk for knowing it. They think if you're immersed in the life style and know stupid meaningless trivia then you're a punker.
NihilistNothing: So I suppose you have to be immersed in a dorky, closeted, no life atmosphere and know stupid meaningless trivia to enjoy PC games? :-)
[Name Deleted]: Likely.

"I can't get rid of Bin Laden. I tried to enter 'rmdir /bin/laden' but it didn't work."

Send all quotes to this addy. And if you're wondering, being an idiot in the forums is a surefire way to get a mention on this page.

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