After some new hilarity was posted by our very own Mike Peters at NetGen, I decided to bring back the quotes page. Newest quotes will be at the top.
"I'm not Protestant, I'm Baptist. Those are completely different things."
"ohh!!*faints in insane fit* *two hours later* -*wakes* ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S SO WONDERFUL!!!
MIYAMOTO HAS BLESSED US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO MIYAMOTO!!!
please join us in the plege of Nintendo:
I plege allegiance to the banner of the united nintendo of america and to the video games for wich it stands one company under Miyamoto with platforms and handhelds for all!" - A crazed Nintendo fanboy from the forums, commenting on the Game Boy Player
"Yahoo!!! go Nintendo it's ya birthday we gonna party like its ya birthday! HOO-HAAAH! let's suck it to em stink'n sony and microsoft!" - The same crazed Nintendo fanboy
~Eats John's nickname.~
<Maverick> Which one?
<CareBear> the one that sounds like vomit.
<Lakupo> Watch out, she's hungry!
"Eminem sounds like a fourth grader who's
just learned to use extreme curse words...
actually, he sounds a lot like me when I was
eight years old, and I was a real idiot at that
<Lurch> Jay is asking about lip rings.
<Y2J> He needs one that goes through both
lips at once.
"Personally, I don't really find pleasure in
screwing a random skank that got backstage and
catching some disease ala Easy-E, or getting a
rape case brought up against you, or having
illegitimate children... but hey, to each his
"The men in our family don't need guns
because we have penises"
<KongOng> hey can u help me for a sec
<KongOng> well i had a question about
<KongOng> u know how it uses windows ce?
<KongOng> what if i could put that on my
desktop and use it
<KongOng> and then i could play dreamcast
games on my computer?
"Nah, don't worry about it. I have better
things to do than axe murder people."
"Don't worry, children! Your hero Mike
Peters is here to school you up on yet another
"He was an idiot from the outset, but at
least he was a funny idiot. He tried to be
serious late in the site's history... that didn't
change anything, though; he just became a serious
idiot." -- Shawn Muzgrave describing
ex-Sega Otaku EIC Lee Rogers
"What the **** is a nightlife anyway?"
"I saw them in some group picture that
looked like the backstreet boys wandered into hot
topic" -- KoRn, as described by a NetGen
"We resort to name calling because the kid
is a moron. Ooh, I said it."
<Lurch1982> i wish i was cool like Jay!
"If you don't want any more of these e-mail
ads, either join my site or just block me" -
Attached to a piece of spam mail
"I don't feel like listing the dozens of
times it says in the Bible that people won't pay
for their parents mistakes, so I'll just call you
an ill-informed, ignorant idiot and be off to get
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"...But I hate sex!"
<Y2J> He [IRHP] was in another chat the
other day under a different screen name
<Y2J> I didn't save that one, though. I
think the other log was amusing enough.
<Tritoch> Hehe yeah
<Y2J> Even if it's just text, no sense in
burning up bandwith over a child that's so
<Tritoch> Yup. It'd be like posting the
same review in two different locations.
<Y2J> Except with different spelling
Person A: "We gotta nuke those fags!"
Person B: "Are you insane? You want even
more innocent people to die?"
Person A: "Dude... Are you gay?"
<Sumi> Screw BellSouth.
<Sumi> Screw it in the ass.
<Chupon> ~fantasizes about Bellsouth~
<Chupon> ~looks at his modem.~
<Chupon> ....hey baby.
(From an article on Blue's News): "An
article in this weekend's The Sunday Times
(thanks EuroGamer) has word that a Colorado court
has made a ruling about the lawsuit that sprang
out of the Columbine school shooting (story,
story, and story), ordering that the complaint
against Eidos Interactive be "dismissed
without prejudice." Eidos was named in the
suit because they published Final Fantasy VII,
one of the games found in the collection of one
or both of the killers, but the judge ruled
against including Eidos in the suit because FFVII
did not contain any guns." - FF VII had
no guns? What about Vincent? Barret?
(On Zelda and Mario Sunshine): "Did
Miyamoto just recently come out of the
<Kud> and its NOT MTV.. its BBBNMTV
<Kud> Bullcrap boy band non music TV
<Chup|away> YooHoo = liquid crap
<Cid> I like Yoohoo
NihilistNothing: A serious
question: Who cares where Punk Rock started?
NihilistNothing: I mean, like,
does it mattter?
[Name Deleted]: Just to the
posers who think they're punk for knowing
it. They think if you're immersed in the life
style and know stupid meaningless trivia then
you're a punker.
NihilistNothing: So I suppose
you have to be immersed in a dorky, closeted, no
life atmosphere and know stupid meaningless
trivia to enjoy PC games? :-)
[Name Deleted]: Likely.
"I can't get rid of Bin Laden. I tried to
enter 'rmdir /bin/laden' but it didn't
quotes to this addy. And if you're
wondering, being an idiot in the forums is a
surefire way to get a mention on this page.