Because I'm (still) Depressed

[Random User]

As a Slytherin, all the other houses suck anyway who would want to go in them even if they could

[Apollo the Just]

as a gryffindor, i too would make out with draco malfoy in the gryffindor common room.

[CaptHayfever]

if there's anything we've learned since she finished writing the books it's that we should ignore jkr in every situation

It's really seemed like a gradual decline to me:
When she said "wizards went into hiding when gunpowder was invented because rifle beats wand", I thought, "that makes a lot of sense; what a great worldbuilding detail."
When she said "Dumbledore was gay," I thought, "I guess that's not really relevant to the story, so it makes sense that it wouldn't come up, but still feels kinda superfluous & absent from his characterization; are you sure you're not running out of ideas?"
When she said "before indoor plumbing, wizards just crapped on the floor & magic'd it away," I thought "ohhh, I get it now; you're sick of these questions, & you're just gonna make up really stupid, insulting garbage until people stop asking you."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[smol Kat]

people have stopped asking her and she still says dumb and sometimes horrible crap

[Booyakasha]

As a Slytherin, all the other houses suck anyway who would want to go in them even if they could

but what if one of us slytherins really likes tonks

pfffahahahaaa

someone liking tonks-----------even the harry potter universe isn't that wild and fantastical

[Valigarmander]

hufflepuff represent



(You were close, AJ.)

[smol Kat]

IM SCREAMING AT THAT PUNCHLINE VAL OMG

[Marilink]

very good payoff

[Booyakasha]

eve is the best

i mean, look at that snake tat----------that chick's a slytherin fo sho

[Apollo the Just]

i want a link to her AO3.

[Valigarmander]

I wrote this strip about a year ago and figured it'd still be relevant whenever I got around to drawing it.

[smol Kat]

Will never not be relevant tbh

[Marilink]

val i opened this thread up in a coffee shop

[Apollo the Just]

THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST **** HILARIOUS COMIC I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I'M LOSING IT

[DarkZero]

val this might be your best one yet

[Apollo the Just]

im losing my mind at draco's sexily rendered lips and rock hard abs

[smol Kat]

im losing my mind at draco's sexily rendered lips and rock hard abs

big fat same

[Deepfake]

RONNNN STAHHHHHP

[Deepfake]

Val, you know you don't have to actually segue into drawing hot HP fics, right? You can just start. No one's gonna be mad.

[smol Kat]

Val, you know you don't have to actually segue into drawing hot HP fics, right? You can just start. No one's gonna be mad.

... yeah, this, honestly