Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

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Post by VG_Addict » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:27 pm

You OD on Ecstacy and die. I take the Thingy and go to Danville.

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Post by Jailbreaker » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 pm

IT WASN'T DRUGS I OVERDOSED ON O.o

[spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell].

>pop<

Oh look, VGA has the thingy.

[epic][spell]BALEFUL POLYMORPH[/spell][/epic]!

You turn into a newt. I grab the Thingy and [spell]GREATER TELEPORT[/spell] to a place where you'll never find me.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun May 03, 2009 1:37 am

Thanks to the combined efforts of WoWHead, Google Earth, and my Thingy Scouter I track down Sgt Blob in a cabbage patch with... garbage pale kids??? Whatever... anyway the sheer grotesque looks of them all causes Sgt. Blobs eyes to blow up. I take the Thingy and fly off. Oh and one of the garbage pale kids eats Sgt. Blob.

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Post by Metal Man » Mon May 11, 2009 1:35 pm

/me randomly warps in and clubs all of those people before taking the Thingy and running off.
Super Smash Quest: Fighting evil since 2002.

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Post by Greenmarioman » Mon May 11, 2009 6:33 pm

*Hits Metal Man with evergrowing post count and gives Thingy to orphans*

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon May 11, 2009 7:16 pm

I have Saddy Dumpington from Strong Sad's folk tale come in and tell them something "great"

Saddy Dumpington:You have no future, you'll all end up dead or in prison in the end. Isn't that great?!

They all cry and run away. I pick up the Thingy they dropped.

Thank's Saddy.

Saddy Dumpington:No problem, and guess what... You'll end up getting killed some brutal way and have the Thingy taken from your carcass in just a matter of hours. Isn't that great?!

GF7:Uhh.... *looks around nervously* I'll be going now. *looks around again with obvious paranoia then runs to the Absolutely Safe Capsule:Absolutely Safe Capsule - EarthBound Wiki, the Mother encyclopedia

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Post by Luigi Pwns All » Sun May 17, 2009 12:15 pm

They Thought the Titanic was perfect, so the Absolutely Safe Capsule explodes from the inside, killing you and the thingy falls out and lands on my head where I hide it in my 9999999 number invicible safe.

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Mon May 18, 2009 3:11 pm

Oh look, I'm posting. Expect insanity. :P

Oh, but that safe-proof lock thingy wasn't going to last forever. Your Mom in Quickman's outfit SURVIVED MAGNETMAN'S EMP OF DOOM and he was still going at it to KILL MAGNETMAN! Magnetman in his sexy white locks of awesomeness decided he'd need Snakeman and Shadowman's (And Shad's girlfriend) help and he called them over and they hung out in Ibiza for a little bit. BUT THEN YMIQO came out and proceeded to start a bloody fight with him and the others! Sparky, Klomagma Dragoon, Hula Girl, and Bride looked on in horror as the fight progressed!

BUT A TIME WARP OCCURRED and the Thingy was warped out of the #99999 Invincible safe and into Magnetman's hands again! He then used his 1337 EMP powahs and killed the living **** out of YMIQO! Shadowman, his girlfriend, and Snakeman congratulated them and decided they'd hang out in Ibiza longer. Bride, Sparky, Hula Girl, and Magnetman left Klomagma Dragoon at the parlor while they left and headed to NEW YORK CITY! There they proceeded to TAKE IT OVER WITH MAGNETMAN'S THINGY POWERS!

But Mags got bored of it and threw it at Quantico (You know, where the Marine Corps Bases are?). So it was kinda left there for now. Magnetman was then confronted by Britney Spears and she explained why she hated them all!

They liked BRITISH Bands instead of the typical American stuff! Bride got angry and shot her anyway. But now she was arrested for murder, put on trial, and now she was in jail! Magnetman, Hula Girl, and Sparky looked at each other worried, and decided that THEY NEEDED TO SAVE HER.

So in some weird turn of events, they saved her. All four of them decided to take a spaceship to ZE MOON and relax there in a base!

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Post by Luigi Pwns All » Wed May 20, 2009 3:48 pm

The moon is made of cheese so I order the citizens of Earth the eat it and I use my super awesome magnetic powers on the thingy,wether it's metal or not. I hide the thingy behind an elephants eye.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sat May 23, 2009 8:56 pm

Goblin Ninja's brother Goblin Safari Hunter and Poacher of Eggs was out shooting elephants

Ranger:This is illegal you know...

Goblin Safari Hunter: Relax, gramps. Its elephant season *points to sign*

Ranger:I see... Carry on!

So a few elephants later he kills one with a peculiar looking eye. He takes it out and finds the Thingy.

Goblin Safari Hunter:Isn't this the thing that that person Goblin Ninja worked for always searched for?

GF7:*appears behind GSH* Yeah, so if you would... *holds out hand*

Goblin Safari Hunter:What do I get in return?

GF7:*pulls out BFEG (Big Freakn Elephant Gun) 9000+*

GSH: Deal! *trades Thingy for BFEG 9000+*

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Post by VG_Addict » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:29 pm

Suddenly, the family of that elephant you killed comes out of nowhere and stampedes you both to death. I take the Thingy and go to ???????

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:42 pm

??????? turns out to be home to the secret Kirby boss:ZERO3, and since VGA forgot to collect the crystal shards he couldn't kill him so...

GAME OVER

The Thingy lands at my feet and I take it to New Pork City

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Post by DR.Death » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:32 am

explorer#1: i think we found it!
explorer#2: are you sure its safe?
explorer#1: hes been frozen for months now
explorer#2: wait is he moving?
explorer#1: oh god! *explodes*
explorer#2: what? wait! nooo *falls over dead*

DR.Death: hahaha thanks to you fools im free! *ports to death planet*
elite squad leader 1337: sir your back!
DR.Death: yes its been a while
esl 1337: shall i give the orders?
DR.Death: yes seek out the thingy and destroy the one holding it!
esl 1337: yes sir!

after getting the thingy i put it in my super mega ultra death trap maze of doom tears and destruction

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Post by VG_Addict » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:18 pm

I come in and kill you with all your spelling and grammar mistakes. I then take the Thingy, blow up Planet Death, and go to Nintendoland.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:24 pm

VGA notices that there is something on Nintendoland's Deathmatch Scoreboard:Video Game Addict vs. Gamefiend7(Infernal Dragoon) all of a sudden he's warped to the center ring where he's met with thunderous applause. He looks on the other side of the ring where GF7 was sitting on a stool in quiet concentration with Goblin Safari Hunter coaching him. Then Mario and Luigi walk in wearing referee outfits and pull out Microphones.

Mario:Itsa Me Mario!

Luigi:And itsa me Luigi!

Mario:And boy do we have a awesome match up today! In the blue corner we have Gamefiend 7

*Cheers*

Luigi:And in the red corner we have Video Game Addict!

*More Cheers*

Mario:and without further ado...

Mario Bros.:LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

They both leave in warp pipes to a box overlooking the stage. The fight was as epic as it could've been, maybe even more.

Sometime Later both VGA and GF7 are both at critically low health.

VGA:You did pretty good... but now *pulls out beam sword* Its time to finish this!

Mario:He's got a Lightplunger!

Luigi:For the last time, Mario, its called a Beam Sword, not a Lightplunger!

Mario:Sorry, I keep forgeting.

Both VGA and GF7 charge at each other then all of a sudden GF7 pulls his fist back while charging!

GF7: DRAGOON PUNCH!

And a dragonlike blue fireball erupts from GF7's fist and smashes into VGA's face. the explosion sends VGA through the arena walls much like King Dedede did in Kirby Superstar.


Mario:And in an epic yet unoriginal finish Gamefiend 7 emerges the winner!

the Mario bros. go back to the arena and congratulate GF7 and Goblin Safari Hunter and give him the Deathmatch Cup with the Thingy that somehow got inside it. Apparently when VGA got teleported to the Deathmatch Arena the Thingy got teleported into the cup.

GF7: *Holds up Deathmatch cup for all to see Zelda Style* :D

Mario:Now, GF7 the remaining question is... Why didn't you do this post in first person like you always do?

GF7:Simple, I just didn't feel like posting like that this time.

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#316

Post by Jayboy II » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:08 pm

GF7 and the rest of the people in the arena are blown up and I take the Thingy to an underground sewer, wearing the anti-gator suit.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:42 pm

That Anti-Gator Suit may have protected you from gators but it's useless against my sewer kraken. Who you just happened to come by. It melts you with its acid spit then eats you leaving nothing but acid drenched bones and the Thingy. It takes the Thingy and gives it to me.

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Post by Random User » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:41 pm

But since you weren't wearing an anti-gator suit, you get eaten by gators and drop the thingy. I pick it up and cross the Valley of infinite Omochaos with my infinite not hearing ear plugs to my infinite sound-proof house.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:07 am

I come in and scoop up all the omochaos as ammo for my Omochao Gun from Shadow the Hedgehog. I come up to the Soundproof House and start firing like no tommorrow. eventually the house succumbs to the barrage of omochaos and collapses with <insert random user here> in it

Omochao :P ress the B button to fire the...

GF7:Oops forgot one *takes it and loads it*

I use said Omochao to fire it at Random User who was escaping the rubble of the house and that KOs him on the spot. I take the Thingy and fly to Metropolis Zone which happened to be nearby

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Post by Luigi Pwns All » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:43 pm

Godzilla comes and wrecks the city, and out of the rubble I run in and take the Thingy and put it in a pool of corrosive acid.

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