Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

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#321

Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:52 pm

Me and a squadron of Lemming Mercenaries I hired walk to the acid pit where the Thingy was being held. The lemmings, being the absent minded and rather dimwitted creatures they were, walked straight into the acid pit and die instantly. I pull out a Grappling Hook attached to an acid proof titansteel cable, lower it into the pit and fish it out. I then warp to the nearest pizza joint I could find, which was Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza Joint
"The Pizz"

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#322

Post by Random User » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:01 pm

Trogdor comes and burninates you. I come and take the Thingy and go to hide out in my impenetrable moon base with a 0% chance of explosions and/or pain.

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#323

Post by Jayboy II » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:05 am

Not noticing the time bomb hidden in the suitcase, it blows up and you died. Then I blasted the moon base with my invisible gigantic ray gun. Then I swiped the Thingy and flew my way to Bowser's castle, after killing Bowser by getting an axe and cut off the bridge, sending Bowser to his fiery doom and defeating all the guard and the enemies by jumping on them, then they fall away to the pits of fiery Hell. I saved the Princess and she told me to let me and her guard the Thingy, living happily ever after.

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#324

Post by VG_Addict » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:36 pm

I come out of nowhere and kick you into the lava pit. I then bribe Peach into giving me the Thingy and go to Legoland.

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#325

Post by Random User » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:28 am

Due to the unstableness of the buildings, they all collapse on your face, where I come in, take the thingy, and hide in a cardboard box.

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#326

Post by The Flattest Pancake » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:57 pm

Then, I appear out of nowhere, stab you, and take the box with the thingy in it. Then I drop a bomb and it blows up the ruins. Some of you were left. And some were dead. Then a grab a lego brick and try to hit some of you with it but I miss by an inch.
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#327

Post by Infernal Dragoon » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:37 am

I jump in front of BOTVGH Fan and he tosses a lego brick at me. I jump on top of it and throw it back at him and it KO's him instantly. I take the Thingy and the a Lego Bird Head Statue opens up and I walk in it to the next level

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#328

Post by VG_Addict » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:25 pm

You enter the next level, only to see me standing close to the doorway, where I throw a bomb at you, blowing you up. I take the Thingy and go to Mt. Fuji.

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#329

Post by The Flattest Pancake » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:46 pm

Then, I wake up and see an odd shaped LEGO brick. So I pick it up and I press a button. I dissapear and then re-appear in front of VG_Addict. I throw the LEGO brick at him, which results with it knocking him back 100000 feet,throwing him off Mt. Fuji, and I take the Thingy and run to the next level, which is a FIRE level! Wait! It's an ice level!
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#330

Post by Jailbreaker » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:48 pm

You get frozen by the evil Freezy Sneezies. Stickyyy....

I snap the thingy off of the rest of you and jump in the lake under the Thin Ice sign.

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#331

Post by Jayboy II » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:10 pm

You turned into an Icicle and I take the Thingy to a place whose name is to not be revealed.

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Post by Random User » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:47 pm

RU: You mean Canada?
Jayboy2: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The riddle has been solved!!!!(melts)
RU: ooooooookay...(takes the thingy and goes to Papa New Guinea)

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#333

Post by The Flattest Pancake » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:56 am

Meanwhile the sun gets closer to the ice world and thaws me out. I then get a pair of super fast shoes and catch up to R.U. I trip him, making him fall into a pit of cement. I take the thingy and go to...FRANCE. :eek:
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#334

Post by Luigi Pwns All » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:49 pm

The Eiffel Tower falls on your right earlobe giving me time to use my super awesome teleportation skills to teleport the thing in the center of an asteriod in the Edge of the Universe.

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Post by Random User » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:30 pm

Your head explodes due to lack of oxygen andI take the thingy and stay at the Edge of the Universe... with a space suit of neverending air on.

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#336

Post by The Flattest Pancake » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:07 am

Then I finally get the Eiffel Tower off my earlobe and I run as fast as I can to the edge of the universe. I take another spacesuit and I cut a hole in yours. The air flies out leaving you there. I take the thingy, push you off the edge, and leave you there to suffocate while I head back to Earth. But on my way, a portal sucks me in and transports me to Italy.
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#337

Post by Jailbreaker » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:18 pm

I work my legs free of the ice. I take the Toucan Bus to Italy, where I beat BOTVGH Fan over the head with the ice covering the rest of me. BONK BONK BONK

I take the Thingy from his unconscious body and go to Anonymousville.

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#338

Post by Infernal Dragoon » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:21 pm

Suddenly you hear a thudding and from behind the corner comes Dr. Octagonapus who fires his lazor at you. He takes the Thingy and He trades with me for the crystal that makes his giant katamari run.

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#339

Post by The Flattest Pancake » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:54 pm

Then I wake up and run to Infernal Dragoon. I see Dr. Octagonapus and I branwash him. He then runs to I.D and squishes him. He lifts his foot up and gives the thingy to me. I run off to Australia.
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#340

Post by Jailbreaker » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:22 pm

Australia sinks into the ocean, where I am waiting. (There's a bubble of air in my icy casing.) I tie a lead weight to your feet, take the thingy, and go to the other end of my map. http://www.vgf.com/forums/random-forum- ... ost1118898

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