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I summon all my shreds of myself together and run randomly around trying to find the thingy, then, I find BOTVGH Fan being attacked by giant mutant elephant cats. While the giant mutant elephant cats impale their huge claws into his body I take the unharmed thing and make a whale eat me alive. While being dissolved by the whales stomach acid I start to wonder what the thingy is.

/me warps into the whale, steals the Thingy, then warps to Ancient Greece!

Metalman goes right into the middle of the Ancient Greek Olympics, and the sight of evey athelete's nude bodies causes his photoreceptors (robot eyes to all the non-scifi geeks out there) to malfunction and explode. I come in from the phone booth from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, take the Thingy, and warp to a time period of my choice.

The phone booth explodes for no apparent reason, killing you and sending your soul to Hell. I take the Thingy and go to Gromgard from the Overlord games.

Then the Thingy teleports into my hands for no reason!

I zoom by and grab the thingy. Then I give it to BOTVGH.

I take off my BOTVGH Fan costume and run away, clutching the Thingy. I then put it in a box and ship it to Austria.

And then, it somehow gets intercepted by Dr. Robotnik, who drops it, and the Thingy lands in my hands.

I put on a cat costume, punch you in the face, and run away with the Thingy in hand.

That loathem Spiderdemon that masterminded the explosion of my phone booth and caused so much suffering has had its @$$ kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and I go through it. I proven too much for Hell to contain. I then find that I'm at the grassy plains of Earth, home at last! Then I notice Godot running in my direction. I do what Shadow did to Tails and let him run into my outstretched fist. I take the Thingy and warp to Subway

SIR YOU ARE OUR 10000000o00th CUSTOMER YOU GET PRIZES

HERE'S YOUR TROPHY AND YOUR MEDAL

HAVE A RIBBON AND A PLAQUE AND A CERTIFICATE OF AWESOME

AND HERE'S YOUR CEREMONIAL PILLOW AND FREE PASS TO- I'm sorry you can't carry all this? Well I'll take this off your hands, sir- FREE PASS TO A PLACE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE...

Haha, that was easy.

I, with the thingy in hand, go to the End of Time.

"Sorry sir, the end of time is closed."

Mr. Blob looks at the mustachioed man in front of him, sitting in a toll booth. A sign hangs overhead that says closed. Blob walks away sadly. I grab the Thingy from his saddened hands and put it in a cannon. It launches to Saturn.

and it lands straight in my storage facility on the moon Titan which is guarded by very sophisticated battle droids and high tech anti-everything turrets.

I use Jailbreaker Jump (Teleporting) to get in there, steal the thingy, get out, and go to the Beginning of Time.

/me is there at the beginning of time, and takes the Thingy, then runs to the END of time.

Toll Booth Operator:Sorry, but End of Time's closed.

Metalman:But its been closed for 3 posts

Toll Booth Operator:And It will be closed for another 6 posts

Metalman:*sigh* How can this day get worse?

GF7:*appears behind Metalman* Like this! *Falcon kicks Metalman into the sky*

The thingy drops into my hands and I warp to The Underwhere

Unfortuanetly, your pronunciation is off and you get sent to the Underwear. LOL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH

I punch you in the crotch and pry the Thingy from your hands. Then I go to the Super Bowl with the Thingy under my hat.

Announcer:and now... please stand for the National Anthem sung by Microphone Kirby.

Godot Lowers his hat and stands for the National Anthem. Then I come in selling Buttscratchas and I take the Thingy while Kirby sings a heavy metal variation of Star Spangled Banner.

*after the anthem*

Godot:I wonder how they got Microphone Kirby to...*looks in hat* Hey! Where's the Thingy?!

GF7:Hehehehe... Now to warp to-

Random guy:Buttscratcha?

GF7:Buttscratcha! *tosses Buttscratcha*

So anyway I had to stay and finish my job. Those Battle Droid Spare Parts aren't cheap you know.

You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Santa Destroy.

Santa is destroyed. Good for you.

I stand over his corpse, graverob the thingy, and take a ride on the Excess Express.