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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:57 pm
I summon all my shreds of myself together and run randomly around trying to find the thingy, then, I find BOTVGH Fan being attacked by giant mutant elephant cats. While the giant mutant elephant cats impale their huge claws into his body I take the unharmed thing and make a whale eat me alive. While being dissolved by the whales stomach acid I start to wonder what the thingy is.
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:55 pm
/me warps into the whale, steals the Thingy, then warps to Ancient Greece!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:15 pm
Metalman goes right into the middle of the Ancient Greek Olympics, and the sight of evey athelete's nude bodies causes his photoreceptors (robot eyes to all the non-scifi geeks out there) to malfunction and explode. I come in from the phone booth from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, take the Thingy, and warp to a time period of my choice.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:19 pm
The phone booth explodes for no apparent reason, killing you and sending your soul to Hell. I take the Thingy and go to Gromgard from the Overlord games.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:19 pm
Then the Thingy teleports into my hands for no reason!
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:35 am
I zoom by and grab the thingy. Then I give it to BOTVGH.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:06 pm
I take off my BOTVGH Fan costume and run away, clutching the Thingy. I then put it in a box and ship it to Austria.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:08 pm
And then, it somehow gets intercepted by Dr. Robotnik, who drops it, and the Thingy lands in my hands.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:28 pm
I put on a cat costume, punch you in the face, and run away with the Thingy in hand.
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:19 pm
That loathem Spiderdemon that masterminded the explosion of my phone booth and caused so much suffering has had its @$$ kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and I go through it. I proven too much for Hell to contain. I then find that I'm at the grassy plains of Earth, home at last! Then I notice Godot running in my direction. I do what Shadow did to Tails and let him run into my outstretched fist. I take the Thingy and warp to Subway
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:15 pm
SIR YOU ARE OUR 10000000o00th CUSTOMER YOU GET PRIZES
HERE'S YOUR TROPHY AND YOUR MEDAL
HAVE A RIBBON AND A PLAQUE AND A CERTIFICATE OF AWESOME
AND HERE'S YOUR CEREMONIAL PILLOW AND FREE PASS TO- I'm sorry you can't carry all this? Well I'll take this off your hands, sir- FREE PASS TO A PLACE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE...
Haha, that was easy.
I, with the thingy in hand, go to the End of Time.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:14 am
"Sorry sir, the end of time is closed."
Mr. Blob looks at the mustachioed man in front of him, sitting in a toll booth. A sign hangs overhead that says closed. Blob walks away sadly. I grab the Thingy from his saddened hands and put it in a cannon. It launches to Saturn.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:38 pm
and it lands straight in my storage facility on the moon Titan which is guarded by very sophisticated battle droids and high tech anti-everything turrets.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:44 pm
I use Jailbreaker Jump (Teleporting) to get in there, steal the thingy, get out, and go to the Beginning of Time.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:40 pm
/me is there at the beginning of time, and takes the Thingy, then runs to the END of time.
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:51 pm
Toll Booth Operator:Sorry, but End of Time's closed.
Metalman:But its been closed for 3 posts
Toll Booth Operator:And It will be closed for another 6 posts
Metalman:*sigh* How can this day get worse?
GF7:*appears behind Metalman* Like this! *Falcon kicks Metalman into the sky*
The thingy drops into my hands and I warp to The Underwhere
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:38 pm
Unfortuanetly, your pronunciation is off and you get sent to the Underwear. LOL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH
I punch you in the crotch and pry the Thingy from your hands. Then I go to the Super Bowl with the Thingy under my hat.
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:26 pm
Announcer:and now... please stand for the National Anthem sung by Microphone Kirby.
Godot Lowers his hat and stands for the National Anthem. Then I come in selling Buttscratchas and I take the Thingy while Kirby sings a heavy metal variation of Star Spangled Banner.
*after the anthem*
Godot:I wonder how they got Microphone Kirby to...*looks in hat* Hey! Where's the Thingy?!
GF7:Hehehehe... Now to warp to-
GF7:Buttscratcha! *tosses Buttscratcha*
So anyway I had to stay and finish my job. Those Battle Droid Spare Parts aren't cheap you know.
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:06 pm
You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Santa Destroy.
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:38 am
Santa is destroyed. Good for you.
I stand over his corpse, graverob the thingy, and take a ride on the Excess Express.