2019 NFL Discussion (and XFL too why not)

[steeze]

[Auron]

Shame about next week though.

Yep. Its the start of the twice (occasionally thrice) annual Football Is Horrible and God Hates Everyone week in Buffalo.

[smol Kat]

why are sports

[Auron]

[Marilink]

with you there, bud.

[Marilink]

So none of us are involved in SNF or MNF...WEEK 4 UPDATE

1 @Gumchum 100%
1 @I am nobody 100%
3 @smol Kat 75%
3 @steeze 75%
5 @Calamity Panfan 63%
6 @March 50%
6 @glux 50%
8 @Marilink 25%

Notes:
-Kat's impressive 100% is no longer. Now we just wait for the Dolphins or Patriots to break their respective patterns first. The joke's on Ian, though. If he wins the competition, I'm sending him something Patriots-related, and he's gonna have to deal with that.
-The Titans are honestly the most confusing team in football.
-The Lions just can't make it easy on us, can they.
-btw the Browns are winning games

Byes this week:
Dylan's Dolphins; Panfan's Lions

Matchups this week:
None among us. Titans play the Bills, but Auron doesn't have picks this year :(

the sheet of spread

[smol Kat]

The joke's on Ian, though. If he wins the competition, I'm sending him something Patriots-related, and he's gonna have to deal with that.

I laughed way too hard at this.

also I still hate everything

[smol Kat]

Also, man. Have I got regrets about my Steelers predictions. bye-bye lead.

[Marilink]

WEEK 5

1 @Gumchum 100%
1 @I am nobody 100%
3 @Calamity Panfan 63%
4 @steeze 80%
5 @smol Kat 60%
5 @glux 60%
7 @March 40%
8 @Marilink 20%

Dylan gambled big on Week 6, taking the Dolphins over the Washington Football Team. However, it may pan out just fine for him, as the aforementioned team just fired their head coach and is in utter shambles. Will the South Beach Sadness rise to the occasion and maintain Dyl's 100%? And yeah the Patriots are playing the Giants so whatever honestly.

Panfan picked a Monday Night Football win over the Packers this week, and boy I hope he's right please please let him be right. I'll be at a Pastors Conference watching the game with a bunch of Wisconsin boys who would die for the Packers. Should be interesting.

Matchups this week...
Ian vs. Steeze - Both picked a Pats win
Glux vs. March - Both picked a Seahawks win

spreadsheet

[smol Kat]

Boooo. Why couldn't the Browns choke last week? Also if we somehow manage to lose to the Bengals this week I swear to god. Someone please confirm for me that they still suck

[Marilink]

bengals are very bad

[steeze]

yes v milquetoast

[smol Kat]

hooray! I mean, so is the rest of the division. But hooray!

[Marilink]

1 @I am nobody 100%
2 @steeze 83%
3 @Gumchum 80%
4 @smol Kat 66.6%
4 @glux 66.6%
6 @Calamity Panfan 50%
6 @March 50%
8 @Marilink 16.6%

whatever

[Calamity Panfan]

When your Packers fan friends keep trying to talk to you about that f***ing game

[smol Kat]

pouring one out for yall; join me in my collegeball-fueled rage

[Marilink]

1 @I am nobody 100%
2 @Gumchum 86%
3 @glux 75%
4 @smol Kat 71%
5 @steeze 63%
6 @March 57%
7 @Calamity Panfan 50%
8 @Marilink 25%

My only comment this week is that there are no ties in our standings, which I find fascinating and crazy.

The only matchup this week is Ian vs. Kat, both picking a Pats win because of course. (But I think this could be the Pats' first loss--for the record.)

[smol Kat]

my desire to watch this nonsense still stands, btw.

Also ian if the Ravens somehow manage a win this week I'm not going to let you live it down. Just so you know. :3

[I am nobody]

Live down what? If they lose, I get to make fun of actual Pats fans at work. If they win, I get to gloat here. The only way to lose is a tie, because that's just boring.

[smol Kat]

I thought you moved to a new team, making all of this irrelevant?