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Re: Weirdest names you've ever heard.


Post by Deku Tree » Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:53 pm

My wife's work hired a dude named Charles Wood. Mostly normal, but I laughed about Chuck Wood.

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Re: Weirdest names you've ever heard.


Post by CaptHayfever » Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:37 pm

^How much?

My uncle used to be a priest, & he told a story once about chaplain-ing in a hospital where he met a mother in who'd just delivered a baby girl. They hadn't picked out a name yet, so the nurse had just penciled in "Female" on the birth certificate. Very tired & very drugged, the mother caught a glimpse of that & said "Fe-molly, what a beautiful name."
(I'm pretty sure somebody corrected her before that became official, though.)

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Post by steeze » Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:06 am

lol why do people who's name is richard go by dick.

rich, richy, ricky. there are other options out there people!

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Re: Weirdest names you've ever heard.


Post by Booyakasha » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:19 am

There was an Ozymandias at my store for about a month ten-odd years back. Also I taught a kid named Telemachus archery up at camp one year. (Surprised his dad Odysseus didn't teach him. That dude knew his way around a bow.)
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