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Weirdest names you've ever heard.

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Post by VG_Addict » Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:04 am

Sometimes, parents can give their kids the most ridiculous names.

My mom was on jury duty, and the defendant's name was Next.

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Post by Mario500 » Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:31 pm

Was "Next" a forename (or first name) or surname (or last name) for the "defendant"?

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Post by CaptHayfever » Sun Jul 19, 2020 1:07 pm

Za Qi Zzz
X Æ A-12

And remember, "I'm-a X Æ A, number 12!"

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Post by VG_Addict » Sun Jul 19, 2020 1:14 pm

Mario500 wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:31 pm
Was "Next" a forename (or first name) or surname (or last name) for the "defendant"?
First name. That's what makes it weird.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Sun Jul 19, 2020 3:50 pm

the zappa kids outside of ahmet (moon unit, diva muffin and dweezil) definitely rank up there

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:28 pm

Daffodil.

Yes, her parents were hippies :V

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Post by CaptHayfever » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:59 pm

^^Fun fact: The hospital refused to put "Dweezil" on the birth certificate, so legally, the Zappas named him Ian Donald Calvin Euclid. But they called him Dweezil all his life, & when he was 18, he had it legally changed to that.

Abcde [Surname], nicknamed "Abby".
Squire Sebastian Senator [Surname], no nickname allowed.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:19 pm

Kanye and Kim named one of their kids North. North West.

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Post by Deku Tree » Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:23 am

My brother-in-law had a student named Genesis Casanova. Pretty baller name, actually.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:46 am

i would kill to have that name

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Post by Mario500 » Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:35 am

Calamity Panfan wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:46 am
i would kill to have that name
(gasps; proceeds to ask question)

What "name"?

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Post by steeze » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:08 am

i met a dude in Boston yesterday who's name was Sasquarius.

Honestly tried to hide my amusement but it was difficult.

Sasquatch + Aquarius = ???

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:49 pm

Mario500 wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:35 am
Calamity Panfan wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:46 am
i would kill to have that name
(gasps; proceeds to ask question)

What "name"?
genesis casanova

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Post by CaptHayfever » Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:17 pm

Yahoo Serious (born Greg Pead, legally changed as an adult)

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Post by Marilink » Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:46 am

I knew a girl back home named September.

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Post by Booyakasha » Sun Jul 26, 2020 3:32 am

CaptHayfever wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:17 pm
Yahoo Serious (born Greg Pead, legally changed as an adult)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Pffft. What a dingus.

I just assumed his parents were morons or something. I gave him the bennie of the doubt, man. He did that to himself? Yuck.

...dangit, now I like 'Young Einstein' very slightly less. (Except for "Great Southern Land". "Great Southern Land" is still tits.)
boo--------------de dirigiblez in flames, everyboddyz dead, and he lost his hat

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Post by Bomby » Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:17 am

I've met this guy a few times: Madison WI studio musician Biff Blumfumgagne.

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Post by steeze » Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:35 am

I have a client named richard burger. He goes by Dick.

Dick Burger.

Not a joke.

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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:15 pm

Deku Tree wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:23 am
My brother-in-law had a student named Genesis Casanova. Pretty baller name, actually.
Def the name of an anime protagonist.
steeze wrote:
Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:35 am
I have a client named richard burger. He goes by Dick.

Dick Burger.

Not a joke.
There's a street by my apartment called "Sergent Richard Tingler Road"

Heh.

Dick Tingler.

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