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#61

Post by SpaceNose » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:35 pm

Rip's off MM's nose (300.5 damage) and throws it at DZ doing 6,000 damage (MM has a big nose!).

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Post by Red » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:53 pm

*Mush Man stabs Space Nose with a knife(where he keeps all his vital organs)*

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#63

Post by VG_Addict » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:27 pm

*VGA smashes a TV over MM's head, dealing 200 1/2 damage*

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Post by Jere » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:15 pm

*Jere plugs in the electronic that is currently ontop of MMs head*

Now for the happy times

*Turns TV on Dealing Burn and chock damage 300 HP*
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Post by Red » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:11 pm

*eats the TV*

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Post by DarkZero » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:54 pm

*TV eats Mush from the inside*
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Post by Red » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:14 pm

*dies*

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#68

Post by DarkZero » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:48 am

*cries*
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Post by Red » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:12 am

*Decomposes*

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#70

Post by Jere » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:21 pm

*Takes a bottle throws it at Disgrace soaking him in liquor*

Quit sobbing start bopping sissy.

*Lights a match*

Light a man a fire and he will be warm for some hours, put a man on fire and he will be warm his whole life.

*Disgrace goes whoof, fire damage 100hp each post*
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Post by DarkZero » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:06 am

*DZ's skin absorbs the liquor*

*DZ gets drunk and transforms into Semi-Super DarkZero*
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#72

Post by Jere » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:58 am

Ohh bugger

*Equips black sunglasses, badassery boosts 30%
Equips black skin jacket, defence boosts 25 points Baddasery boosts 30%
Equips Thorn jeans Agility boosts 15 points badassery boosts 10%
Equips cowboyboots kicks boosts 10 ponts, badassery boosts 10%
Black hat equiped Badassery boosts 20%*

Now we are talking

*shoulder tackle Semi-Super DarkZero out a window*
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#73

Post by SpaceNose » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:24 am

*pokes decomposed Mushman*

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#74

Post by Red » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:25 am

*Mush Man takes this oppertunity to use his extra life, he trips darkZero, poors a bucket of lighter fluid on him, and lights it dealing +600 damage *

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Post by DarkZero » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:30 am

*is now Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero*
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Post by Red » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:38 am

*grabs fire extinguisher and Smashes it over Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero's head, getting foam everywhere*

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Post by DarkZero » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:50 am

*is now Foamy Flaming Semi-Super DarkZero*
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#78

Post by SpaceNose » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:27 am

*Smashes table on DZ*

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#79

Post by VG_Addict » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:52 pm

*Hits SN in the face with a beer keg, dealing OVER 9000 damage*

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#80

Post by Red » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:57 pm

* Shoves VGA's head into a meat grinder and turns it on dealing 9999999999999999-545615611 damage*

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