Stoopid things you say in real life

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Post by Swordmaster Link » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:22 am

I realized the other night that I say things specific to when I'm playing Smash 64 with my friends. "Assmonkey" seems to be something that I say pretty frequently...and none of us play as DK. :confused:

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Post by smol Kat » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:06 am

^oh lord I have a whole set of vulgarities reserved for playing Mario Kart and I will not be posting them
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:59 pm

Oh, I am also the king of vulgarities.

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Post by StarryPeach » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:56 pm

[QUOTE="Swordmaster Link, post: 1562287, member: 15648"]I realized the other night that I say things specific to when I'm playing Smash 64 with my friends. "Assmonkey" seems to be something that I say pretty frequently...and none of us play as DK. :confused: [/QUOTE]
[spoiler="for potential gross"]Reminds me of a few times when my friends and I were playing Mario Party (I don't recall which one) and one of us called Toad "assfungus" for some reason I can't remember.[/spoiler]
[QUOTE="nyankat, post: 1562315, member: 37303"]^oh lord I have a whole set of vulgarities reserved for playing Mario Kart and I will not be posting them[/QUOTE]
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Post by smol Kat » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:26 pm

You'll see, I'm sure :P
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:51 am

oh haha curses

When I'm really flustered mine don't even make sense. It's just a nonsensical string of animal names and curses with some incoherent phrases.

Granted, I rarely curse when I'm with my friends. It's mostly when I'm playing online against random people I don't know. My friends irl kind of suck at video games so I never reach that level of frustration.

This weekend at a wedding I attended, I realized that I always say "Vamanos!" whenever my friends and I head somewhere. But I always say it like "VamaNOSSS!". Sometimes I say it in a silly way like "VamaNOOSE!" It didn't hit me until someone said, "Please, stop that."
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Post by Bomby » Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:19 pm

I pronounce "yeah" like "gyeah." MC Eiht was a bad influence on me.

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Post by Deepfake » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:05 am

Sometimes I do actually say really dumbass stuff like "sorry about that" and "I care about your human emotions" and "I respect you" when we all know it's a total load and I'm just an evil despot bent on owning all NES games at any cost #deepthoughts
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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:48 pm

I unironically use the word "embiggen."

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Post by Marilink » Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:35 pm

My expletive of choice is "balls." If something really upsets me, I might add "and dicks" or maybe even "and wieners."
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Post by Apollo the Just » Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:32 pm

I say "neato" a lot more than anyone should ever say "neato"
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Post by DarkZero » Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:33 pm

Why do I say "yo" as much as I do
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:21 am

"Oh yeah?" I say it a lot when I ain't paying attention. It is stupid because it is obvious I am not paying attention but it is the best I can do.

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Post by Puddin » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:14 pm

The way I speak is a weird combination of Ed and Double-D from EEnE. I also verb words a lot, and I tend to use phrases most people my age don't use (such as sarcastically saying "perish the thought!") Oh and people say my laughter sounds like Woody the Woodpecker.

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