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Post by Heroine of the Dragon » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:25 am

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My friend accidentally licked my pet toad. What should we do?
She lives in the clouds and talks to the birds...

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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:52 am

OH MY TOAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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Post by Antisocial » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:55 am

Sorry but the vaccine is in another hospital

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Post by Valigarmander » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:11 am

That depends. Which part did you lick?

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Post by Deepfake » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:24 am

You can lick my Toad anytime

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Post by CaptHayfever » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:33 am

Better eat the whole thing at that point, or else the Zombieshroom is going to slaughter you.

And remember, "It's-a terrible! It's-a horrible! It's-a....not good!"

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