Panny's Correct Fast Food Opinions Thread

[smol Kat]

LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES

[steeze]

Nice to see burger king at the bottom of the list where it belongs. I know there's no one from NY here. If anyone ever finds themselves on Long Island for some god forsaken reason. Head over to a place called Zorn's. They have like toppppp quality chicken. They offer wing deals with so many great options. Something about the skin on the fried chicken is just different than any fried chicken i've had the pleasure of munching on. It's soft yet crunchy. sweet yet savory. with the slightest amount of heat that you notice it but it doesn't bother you. We all have that one friend that thinks everything is spicy that isn't. 10/10.

I miss being able to do things.

[Booyakasha]

Burger King stinks. They're better at making video games than they are at making burgers, and that is frankly horrifying.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Burger King is charbroiled, no matter how bad it may be that elevates it to a pretty fair level of quality.

[Booyakasha]

You can charbroil it, or fry it, or warm it on Gordon Ramsay's ass-cheeks, for all I care------------if it winds up tasting like hot salted garbage, I'm not going to pretend it's worth a damn.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Smokey hot salted garbage.

[Calamity Panfan]

burger king's charbroiled flavor makes it taste even worse

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Is that why they have better fries than McDonald's too? Thick and fuffy instead of thin and crunchy? That's right, I said it.

[Calamity Panfan]

you're just trying to rile me up

the food is bad irhp

[smol Kat]

Only the sundae pie is any good. And you can get that just about any grocery store.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

If I wanted to rile you up I'd say their chicken nuggets are better at Burger King too.

Spoiler.

They're not but it's close.

[Calamity Panfan]

me comparing the chicken nuggets at burger king to rubber was insulting to rubber

comparing the chicken nuggets to microwave chicken nuggets was also insulting

you can microwave tyson chicken nuggets and they're still much better than burger king. not good, but better

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

What about jalepeno chicken fries? Will you dare to sully their good name? I don't even think they exist anymore, too pure for this world.

[smol Kat]

chicken fries chicken friiiiiies

[Calamity Panfan]

[Booyakasha]

So I bought a four-pack of special artisinal hot dogs at Target last week. Fig and feta flavoured. So we cooked them up for dinner tonight, and they tasted exactly like regular old hot dogs.

I mean, I'm not overly bothered, because it was five bucks. But if I want just regular-tasting hot dogs, I can get an eight-pack of the cheapo kind for five bucks, and have enough left over for buns and sweet relish.

I know this post isn't technically about fast food, but...hot dogs, man. I mean, they're the fastest of foods outside of Savages, Combos, Twizzlers, Cow Tales and Zagnuts.

[Marilink]

what the actual h*ck is wrestling

[Calamity Panfan]

i would tell you but then i would have to go to jail

[DarkZero]

im willing to make that sacrifice

[Booyakasha]

Hey, @Calamity Panfan, you ever go to Golden Gyros? They're back open (drive-thru is, at least), and they're fantastic.